Posted 1 year ago

Mass Effect 3 Extended Ending next week

Hey everyone, I know it’s been a while but not much has been happening unfortunately.  But finally it looks like after a few months the hacks at Bioware finally came up with something that they believe is going to make the ending to Mass Effect 3 better.  The free Extended Ending DLC launches June 26 in North America.  I’m not sure about the rest of you but I’m over the whole thing.  Sadness turned into anger turned into mockery and that’s just turned into indifference.  Even if somehow they completely changed the ending, which they said it won’t do, I’m past the point of caring. 

We are pleased to announce that the Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut DLC will be launch on June 26.

The Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut DLC is a downloadable content pack that will expand upon the events at the end of Mass Effect 3. Through additional cinematic sequences and epilogue scenes, the Extended Cut will include deeper insight to Commander Shepard’s journey based on player choices during the war against the Reapers.

The Extended Cut will be available to download at no additional charge for Mass Effect 3 game owners starting on June 26 for PC and Xbox 360 customers worldwide. Playstation 3 customers in North America will be able to download the Extended Cut DLC on June 26. We do not have a date for Playstation 3 customers in Europe, Asia, or Australia yet and will update when we have a confirmed date.

Casey Hudson, Mac Walters and Jessica Merizan sat down and recorded a new podcast where they discuss what you can expect in the Extended Cut and address many of your questions and concerns. Please check out the new Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut podcast hereand read the Extended Cut FAQ here.

We look forward to bringing you the Mass Effect 3 Extended Cut starting June 26.

Posted 1 year ago

100 followers

So I just noticed that this tumblr just reached 100 followers.  A month ago after beating Mass Effect 3 and sitting through the disappointing ending I began to accumulate funny pictures, videos, comments and photoshops that poked fun at the ending.  After all, it’s better to laugh than to cry, right?  When it hit me that I should be sharing my findings on the internet and decided to create a tumblr dedicated to it, I never thought there would be this many of you that interested in the things I find comical or amusing.  Thank you to all those who followed, reblogged, favorite’d or commented.  Although activity has gone down as the fires of rage cool off, I will continue to share things I come across or make.  At this point I kind of want the free DLC to just make the ending worse so we have something else to make fun of, but I suppose we’ll see how it pans out.  Here’s to the future.

Posted 2 years ago
If you believe in Marauder Shields and his sacrifice to protect us from a bad ending, you can wear this shirt with pride.  He was the hero we needed but not the one we deserved.

If you believe in Marauder Shields and his sacrifice to protect us from a bad ending, you can wear this shirt with pride.  He was the hero we needed but not the one we deserved.

Posted 2 years ago

Sorry if you missed me (or even if you didn’t!) but as you can tell, things have been drying up as it’s been over a month since ME3 came out and Bioware announced they were going to release free ‘clarification’ DLC.  But apparently this image is making the rounds and it’s pretty ‘lol-worthy’ as they desperately try to spin a negative into a positive. 

Posted 2 years ago

Patrick Weekes Interview at PAX East

After the Bioware/Mass Effect 3 panel at PAX East, fans had the opportunity to talk to the Bioware representation that had shown up.  One fan summarized up the questions and answers given by the writer Patrick Weekes at the link.

Posted 2 years ago

Free ME3 DLC coming in summer to expand ending

The voices of the fans have been heard and today Bioware announced free DLC to expand upon the ending!

Personally I don’t see how expanding upon the ending could really explain the God Child or why my Love Interest was on the Normandy but I guess we’ll see. It’s definitely clear now that they are taking our movement seriously and I think seeing Casey Hudson having to swallow his pride is a victory in itself.

Posted 2 years ago

Quote was taken from Stanley Woo, Bioware employee.  Picture taken from file dump of the game files.  I guess you’re just not good at reading or comprehension, Stan?

Posted 2 years ago

Jessica Chobot slams ME3 fans

If you have sex with your in-game version, does that make it masturbation?

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Jessica Chobot, the ‘talented’ individual that she is, chimed in on the whole ME3 debacle saying:

I thought I would do a pictoral update on everything that has happened within the last 3 or so months…(and “NO” I haven’t finished ME3 yet. ” NO” I haven’t sexed Diana Allers (although I plan to) and “NO” I don’t want to know anything more about the babsolutly RIDICULOUS whine-fest that entitled gamers are having with Bioware)..

So not only does she get to be a trashy, forgettable character that adds nothing to the game but gets fully rendered in 3D when Bioware couldn’t even bother doing Tali’s face but now she has the nerve to slam the fanbase?  When she hasn’t even beaten the game herself to have an actual legitimate opinion on the subject at hand?  Is this seriously the bar that “game journalism” is down to now?

I have a better idea, Jessica, how about you just go back to being an attention whore and licking electronic objects so teenage boys will think you’re sexy and shut your mouth?

I have no words for her idiocy.

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE THIS STUPID

YOU WASTE BIOWARE RESOURCES TO TAKE UP SPACE IN MY SHIP

AND YOU FUCKING COME UP

AND ACT LIKE WE’RE ENTITLED?

WHEN YOU HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING FINISHED THE GAME?

REALLY, CHILD? REALLY?

YOU’RE LUCKY YOU’RE EVEN WORTH 25 EMS IN THE GAME, OTHERWISE YOU’D BE OUT THE AIRLOCK IN A SECOND.

*deep breath*

I can’t believe the audacity of this “journalist” to assume we’re acting spoiled. She’s TOTALLY not biased. Of COURSE she’s not biased. Please note my sarcasm.

This is unbelievable.

Then again, it IS IGN. 

Ah yes, ”Jessica Chobot”. The journalist who alledgedly has intelligence and self decency. We have dismissed this claim.

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Ah yes, ”Jessica Chobot”. The journalist who alledgedly has intelligence and self decency. We have dismissed this claim.

HAHAHAHA it was deleted. That amuses me.

Can I just say how creepy that would be to me having sex with, essentially, your cartoon self? I wish there had been a “Yup, a proper set of clothing for my MILITARY ship” dialogue option when she asks what she can bring.

Posted 2 years ago

Jessica Chobot slams ME3 fans

Jessica Chobot, the ‘talented’ individual that she is, chimed in on the whole ME3 debacle saying:

I thought I would do a pictoral update on everything that has happened within the last 3 or so months…(and “NO” I haven’t finished ME3 yet. ” NO” I haven’t sexed Diana Allers (although I plan to) and “NO” I don’t want to know anything more about the babsolutly RIDICULOUS whine-fest that entitled gamers are having with Bioware)..

So not only does she get to be a trashy, forgettable character that adds nothing to the game but gets fully rendered in 3D when Bioware couldn’t even bother doing Tali’s face but now she has the nerve to slam the fanbase?  When she hasn’t even beaten the game herself to have an actual legitimate opinion on the subject at hand?  Is this seriously the bar that “game journalism” is down to now?

I have a better idea, Jessica, how about you just go back to being an attention whore and licking electronic objects so teenage boys will think you’re sexy and shut your mouth?

Edit/Update:  The blog post she made was deleted, no doubt in her attempt at backpeddling to try and not reveal her stupidity/worthlessness/whorish-nature to the public.  Too bad, Chobot, this is the fucking internet and you can’t get away with saying stupid shit like this and pretending like nobody saw it.  Can’t wait until the ONLY reason you have your job (i.e. your looks) start to fade so you can get replaced with a younger, more whorish individual who gives a worse name to ‘girl gamers’ by licking the hottest piece of technological hardware.

Edit 2:

Thanks to SDBurton of NeoGAF for the screenshot, which I have replaced the original URL with.

Edit 3:

Yes, I know Jessica took down the original blog and issued an apology.  At least she had the courage to apologize but you don’t get to say stupid shit like she did without consequences.  Considering she is in the game for NO REASON when there are thousands, possibly millions of fans who would’ve died for the same opportunity and she had the nerve to call us entitled?  Nope, sorry.  I don’t care if she felt butt-hurt on the internet, there’s absolutely zero credibility with what she said especially since she didn’t even beat the game.

Posted 2 years ago

And the hits on Mass Effect 3 keep rolling.  Tonight on Toonami, TOM gave his review for ME3 and cited issues with the game and of course mentioned the ending.  Guess it’s kind of a big deal when Cartoon Network gets in on all the excitement, huh?